Simon will be pissed! It's worse than an actress and her sister who both had abortions after getting impregnated by the same dude and a star who spends the holiday with his boyfriend, not his famous wife. Happy holidays, people!

1. "This Former American Idol has fallen into a very bad habit. Very bad indeed. Not only are they heavily into drugs (which really isn't a secret), we've heard a rumor that they are now selling themselves to get money to pay for the drugs. Very sad. Not Katharine McPhee." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This might just be a first. This C list movie actress who has fallen from grace was seeing a guy on and off about six months ago. He wasn't the only person she was dating but he is for sure the one who got her pregnant. Not for the first time our actress had a procedure and she was no longer pregnant. Fast forward to three weeks ago when a sister of our actress had the same procedure and it was the result of her being with the same guy who had impregnated our actress." [CDaN]

3. "This a traditional 'shopping' weekend for this established celebrity couple. She will likely be combing the aisles of every exclusive store, looking for that perfect flat panel TV or watch or digital camera or set of golf clubs for him. He will be busy too, but not in the way you think. Since he must keep up appearances by spending the holiday with his family, his boyfriend gets this weekend. Our star will be very busy instructing him on how to properly unwrap and handle his gift. Don't worry about his SO, though. His assistant will pick out a very nice gift for her—as is done every year—and she will feign excitement over her gift and their lovely and picture-perfect Christmas. We can't wait for the photos of the whole family gathered around the tree, smiling, smiling, smiling. Fake, fake, fake!" [Blind Gossip]