Whoops! Complete Prick Isn't Related to Nice Lady 2.63K Pareene 12/18/09 11:20AM Filed to: For The Record For The Record Corrections Assholes Jason chaffetz Mormons Earlier this week, we called congressman Jason Chaffetz a self-hating weirdo, an asshole, a probable closet case, and the son of Kitty Dukakis. He is not the son of Kitty Dukakis. We regret the error.