The only thing technology is good for is getting us laid. Just ask this cheating tweeter or another double-dipping actor. It can't help this marriage-minded celeb, though. Or a pill popping pop singer. Welcome to the future.

1. "This celebrity girlfriend has a less famous, but still well-known "boyfriend." The two have been together for a little while now, and not without their troubles. They've recently been hanging out with another celebrity couple whom the girlfriend met through one of her movies. After meeting the other couple, her current boyfriend is now enamored with the female involved in the other relationship. He has sent this other taken lady some flirty texts and tweets and hopes to hook up with her soon. No word on how she feels, but we think its a little skeezy and he should be grateful for what he's got. Not Zac or Vanessa." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This one is kind of complicated, but interesting. This foreign born B list actress who is a Golden Globe nominee/winner has been seeing a former B list movie actor and now a middling C with almost A list name recognition. No big deal right? Well the thing is that the actor is dating our Golden Globe nominee/winner's best friend who is also a C+/B-movie actress. Oh, and the guy is a tool. I could have made this a Four For Friday because there is one other name I could have thrown out there who connects, but that would have made it too easy." [CDaN]

3. "While it may be a bit early, this young star is already predicting what will happen on Valentine's Day. She is telling friends that she is sure that her boyfriend is going to propose, and she has already started picking out her wedding gown. The only person who doesn't know about this is… her boyfriend, who is also in the business. According to his friends, he is not terribly serious about the relationship, he has vowed not to get married until he is at least 30, and he just sees their Valentine's Day weekend simply as a chance to escape from the unusually cold weather to someplace warm. We don't know if she is being overly optimistic, or if he is just playing it cool with his friends. We guess we'll discover the truth in about a month." [BlindGossip]

4. "Which pop star claims her recent rapid weight loss is all down to non-stop touring? It's actually due to her addiction to diet pills - and she balloons when she comes off them..." [UK Mirror]

5. "Which action star was lying when he said recently he'd never have plastic surgery? The actor has obviously had his eyes done in the last year or two, judging by the way his crow's feet magically disappeared?" [P6]

6. "Which best-selling, but slow-writing, author had some help finishing his latest novel? A translator for one of the potboiler's foreign editions noticed from the shifting syntax and sentence structure that the book was penned by at least two writers?" [P6]

7. "Which heiress who married a mob-connected artist years ago is now claiming to old friends that her husband is conspiring with shady lawyers and doctors to declare her insane and seize all her money?" [P6]