OK, he wasn't doing the humpty hump, but he was getting oral from an MTV star in a public restroom. Then there's this actress who stripped for everyone in her manager's office. It's not safe to leave the house.

1. "This aging comedian, who has been in lots of films is getting bored with his life and current relationships. He ran into this young MTV star (half his age and known for wanting to get attention from the media) a few nights ago in LA. The rumor is she treated him to a little preview of her skills in a public restroom. The two exchanged numbers and he plans on getting cozy with her this weekend. Not David Spade." [BuzzFoto]

2. "I am going to call this one bad drug behavior because of who it is. I guess an argument could be made that she was just having a really bad day and as my second ex-wife Carli would say, she lost her shit. Our actress is B list. What that means in this case is that she is a lead in an ensemble network drama. Not the lead, but a lead and it has been around long enough that people know her name. Anyway, like most people on television she would like to make it to the movies. She has had drug issues in the past that have worked against her and she made some really bad choices in movies as a result. Always going for the paycheck and not the project. Well, her manager was trying to explain all this to her last week when she suddenly started screaming about how she was better than all the people she had lost roles to in the past and that she was hotter. At that point she flashed her manager and told him to look and didn't she look good for her age. He said yes and then she went to the other four or five offices and said the same thing but by the time she had got to the third office all her clothes were off except for her panties. She then collapsed into a chair in her manager's office and stayed there for an hour not saying a word. She then got dressed and walked out." [CDaN]