Martha Stewart is the Most Unenthusiastic Stripper Ever
The Martha Stewart Show takes a turn for the worse in this very icky strip aerobics segment where Martha tries out a few moves and works the pole.
Martha isn't really "selling it" - she barely cracks a smile, and the clothes stay mercifully on - but hopefully this is the last time we'll ever have to use the words "Martha Stewart" and "strip aerobics" in the same sentence.