Don't You Ladies Worry About Nothing, Sal Strazzullo Is Here

A porn star and a stripper are trying to beat prostitution charges on a grammatical technicality after prosecutors put "and" in a document where they should have put "or." Luckily for the women, they have a lawyer who—solely on the basis of the following quote—we picture (correctly, it turns out) to be a hilariously stereotypical sleazoid attorney:
"Hey, listen," agreed Moore lawyer Salvatore Strazzullo. "We live in America, right?"
I imagine he then busily straightened his thick necktie, shrugged his shoulders repeatedly, fiddled with his pinky ring, and gave the judge a big smile. "Amirite, your honor?"
The he probably gave the ladies a wink.
