Bristol and mommy Sarah are right now on Oprah feeding America's women some bullshit line about abstinence. Oprah voices her concern that women making an annoucement about waiting for marriage are "setting themselves up." Wait until you hear Bristol's answer.

The un-wed teenage mother took time out of making moose stew to says, "It's a realistic goal for myself." It's good to see that delusion runs in the family. Alas, there is no dish on our man Levi Johnston or their pending lawsuit, even though Oprah tries to get it. The sad thing is that many people in the audience will clutch their hearts thinking what good people the Palins are. We think Winfrey knows better.

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