This Subway tutorial is just one of many offerings from "How To, Batman!" unleashed on YouTube a few weeks ago. And... we're sold. Here, learn how to get the most bang for your gallant buck -plus!- bonus soda round.

[via YouTube]

Also of note:
How to Feed Some Goats and How to Dress for an Interview, amongst others.

Because following the hoarsely bellowed teachings of a portly Batman just may be the path to enlightenment.