Fox Reality Channel—the network who will give just about anyone their own reality show— debuted their newest venture this saturday: Seducing Cindy. So, what kind of men did the network pick as possible love-matches?

Old dudes, teenagers, an old man, and of course— a sprinkling of douchebags here and there. Did we mention yet that there's a contestant who is so creepily obsessed with Cindy that he admits to having a shrine to her back home? Something tells us this will not end well. Possibly ending with a restraining order.