Who didn't behave badly at a Super Bowl party yesterday? At least your hogging the nachos didn't land you in the gossip sheets. Also a drug-addled actress, a crotch-baring actor, and a wife-berating comedian. It's time for the kick off.

1. "Which young star embarrassed themselves at a Superbowl party yesterday? Not only did they have way too much to drink, they were also very loudly critical of both musical guests that performed. During Carrie Underwood's singing of The National Anthem, they started to howl and clutched their ears as if in pain. During The Who's halftime performance, they talked loudly about how stupid it was to have some "Grandpa Band" that nobody ever heard of playing. When someone at the party asked them to pipe down because they actually did want to hear the music, the young star responded by saying that it was a waste of time to listen to music that sounded like crap they had heard a million times before. It will be interesting to see how much our star enjoys people critiquing their singing in an upcoming film." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress is a big fan of Adderall. She hides it from her A list celebrity husband though because of his past addictions. She has given him so much crap but doesn't want to hear him give it back to her." [CDaN]

3. "This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor loves when his teen children have girls come over to the house. Our actor spends the entire time they are there in a bathrobe and Speedo. No matter the time of day or the time of year." [CDaN]

4. "This A list comedy actor was having a party at his house. The intercom system was on so music could be listened to throughout the house. Unfortunately for our actor the music stopped just as he was berating his B- list actress wife for embarrassing him in front of his friends. He also called her worthless. Nice huh?" [CDaN]