He's probably reading this right now. Hi! A director and his star are probably too busy doing each other to click here, and a celeb couple can't be bothered to interrupt their fighting. That's fine. We'll read about them instead.

1. "This musician is a very sensitive soul. Apparently, although he pretends to have a very stoic public persona he is actually obsessed with his public image. He follows every possible blog and article written on him and takes it all very personally. When someone comments on a blog, he reads it. He even takes to commenting himself. He does not take criticism well and does all he can to shift with the wave of public opinion. Although this is difficult to those around him, he has found someone who wants just as much attention as he craves, so it works out pretty well. The only sad thing is, if we, the fans were to tell him we thought he should change in any way, he'd probably do it. Not John Mayer." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This director/producer has an admirable list of credits, and is known as a solid family man. However, there's one aspect of his history that may surprise you. There is a very well-known female actor with whom he is usually credited with helping to make a star. It turns out that the two of them have been carrying on an affair for years. You would have to be really sharp to catch a hint of it in their appearances together, however, as they are both very subtle and very private about it. They'll be working together again soon." [Blind Gossip]

3. "What celebrity couple who are famous for more than just their reality show and their arguments generated about 50 noise complaints over the weekend in Miami. It turns out that the wife was extremely jealous of the time her husband had been spending with this A list model and accused him of having sex with her. Of course the way she put it was much more crude, much more loud and resulted in the couple being advised by the hotel staff the only reason they were not being kicked out of the hotel in the middle of the night was because of their kids who got to witness all of this first hand." [CDaN]