Archer, the show you should be watching right now, has a plan and sticks to it. A combination of quick wit, literary and pop-culture references, and a whole lot of bouncing tits and ass has kept us enthralled.

First: Tits and ass. I'm just going to repeat these two shots over and over so you don't have to replay them. It's definitely not alright to fantasize about cartoon characters, the animators certainly think otherwise.

And second, the completely underutilized "Sad Trombone". Sometimes when words simply aren't enough, a sound can fit so perfectly to completely capture the situation at hand. There was a whole lot of disappointment during Archer last night, so in turn, a lot of really well placed sad trombones.

So why exactly are you not watching this show?