Hey look at this silly news. Some of the Real Housewives are going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. That ought to be ridiculous. Especially when New York's crazy-eyed Ramona Singer makes her appearance.

Because, you know, Ramona has magical space powers and will absolutely win a million dollars. But it'll be so crazy and no one will believe it, so Meredith Vieira will drag her in for brutal interrogation and, by means of explanation, Ramona will end up telling us her life story. Just like in the Slumdog movie about Native Americans! She'll know the date of the Declaration of Independence because her family used to shoot fireworks at her every summer. She'll remember how many pints are in a quart because she likes to fill empty ice cream cartons with religious jewelry and hand them out to hobos. That kind of thing. Computer-ji, Ramona lock kiya-jaye!