A Los Angeles-based "production company" is casting for an "obese/overweight toddler" for an afternoon shoot. We hope this is a joke, but we fear it is not.

The casting notice:

CASTING OBESE/OVERWEIGHT TODDLER
$464 FOR 1-3 HR. SHOOT

Production company seeks Obese/Overweight kids 3-5 yrs for 1afternoon of work.

All ethnicities. Kids MUST clearly be physically obese/fat.

Very short time commitment - 1 to 3 hrs if selected.

Pay is $464.

You must live within 2 hours of the Los Angeles area to be considered for this project.

TO SUBMIT:
Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com, and email ALL the information requested below ASAP to:
[redacted]@aol.com
Be sure to include:
1. Parent Name (first and last)
2. Child's First Name
3. Contact Phone number(s)
4. Your Child's age
5. City/zip you live in
6. Picture(s) of your Overweight Toddler
7. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com