Who knew one of our favorite ladies is hiding a secret? Is it Crackerjacks? Juggs McGee? Whoever it is, they're better off than a actress who fails at flirting and an athlete's wannabe-actress wife. It's all real!

1. "This Real Housewife who is not currently married but had an intriguing heterosexual relationship on the show is gay." [CDaN]

2. "This popular young actress is probably used to charming her way out of difficult situations. That's why it is not surprising that, when she was pulled over for speeding recently, she tried to sweet talk her way out of a ticket. However, she made the unfortunate mistake of telling the officer that she's been pulled over for speeding in the past, and if this was LA, he would probably know who she was and would probably let her go with a warning. "Well, this isn't LA and I'm no Erik Estrada," he said. "Who?" she replied. He wrote her out the ticket." [Blind Gossip]

3. "We hear this wife of a talented athlete is using a recent affair as leverage to get what she wants. What does she want? She wants to be an actress. His PR team are scrambling to come up with a way to give her some press coverage, without revealing her husband's most recent indiscretion. Not Elin Nordegren." [BuzzFoto]