Meet Stan Still, Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Bill Board. They're among the names a survey revealed actual parents gave to their actual children — human beings, remember — because they thought they were funny.

The BBC report that researchers from thebabywebsite.com trawled through phone records in the UK and US to uncover cringe-makers like Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin.

A spokesperson for the website told the BBC that "Parents really do need to think carefully though when choosing names for their children." Pearl Button, Jo King, Barry Cade, Carrie Oakey, Priti Manek, Tim Burr, Anna Prentice and Annette Curtain would probably agree with your blazingly-obvious statement, spokesperson.

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