She couldn't whore herself for fame, so now she's just a whore. This celeb is a slut with some funky spunk. A sober actress, a gay athlete, and a cheating golfer put out as well. They should get paid!

1. "Do you have $35,000? Well, if you do and have an hour to kill, you can have sex with this former B list television actress who has a B list movie actor for a boyfriend. Well I guess he is B list. He had a chance to make A list but his above the line movies have bombed. Our actress is not even bothering to audition for acting jobs at this point. No one can understand how she maintains her lifestyle without acting. Now you know. Oh, the boyfriend doesn't care because he is just not that into women." [CDaN]

2. "While this celebrity was not one of the performers at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, he still managed to make a big impression on some of the athletes there. He was a spectator at one of the outdoor events and was apparently having trouble coping with the cold weather. He later told the athletes that he was so cold during the event that, if he got lucky that night, certain bodily fluids were likely to have the consistency of frozen yogurt." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This former B list television and sometime very bad movie actress who is now a C with great name recognition has had some very public drug, alcohol, and other drama issues this past year. Well, I am happy to report that she is now 60 days sober. This, despite the fact that she spends all her time with a drug dealer." [CDaN]

4. "Which English international sportsman is gearing up to come out to teammates now he's met the love of his life?" [UK Mirror]

5. "Which Hamptons hotelier was at his bar drinking with more than 20 patrons one weekend night at 12:45 a.m. when he suddenly stood up and ordered everyone out, "Now!" — told them they didn't have to tip or pay their tabs, just get their coats and go, and 'then sat there drinking by himself,' said our source?" [P6]

6. "Which members of Congress make regular, secret visits to Cuba as guests of Fidel Castro, flying in from nearby islands? Their passports aren't stamped, so no one's the wiser." [P6]

7. "This A list female pro golfer is sleeping with a married college professor." [CDaN]