Fresh from shopping a TV show with Mark Burnett and flossing her star quality on Leno, Palin took her family to loot Hollywood's pre-Oscars gifting suites "like locusts," according to one traumatized witness.

Grabby-handed greed machines? The Palins will fit right in to Hollywood. They loaded up on Skagen watches, Pascal Mouawad jewelry, robes, facewash, hair products, foam sandals, 40 pairs of headphones (are they outfitting a computer lab?), and Jennifer Aniston's stylist did Willow's hair. Sarah's entourage "kind of cleaned the place out." Damn. [HuffPo]