What a brawl we could have seen if this guy's famous wife knew he was sleeping with the actress just a few seats down. Another actor loves strippers and an actress loves drugs. We're all too close for comfort.

1. "While most of the folks at the Academy Awards ceremony were very happy to see and be seen on yesterday's telecast, one man was quite uncomfortable with his seating arrangement. When he arrived yesterday, he actually made some quiet inquiries as to whether his seat could be changed. What was so unusual about the request was that while most people want to be placed as close to the stage as possible, he volunteered to be moved back a couple of rows. Unfortunately, as camera angles for reaction shots had been set well ahead of time, Oscar organizers were unable to accommodate his request. He spent the entire evening with a rather strained smile frozen on his face. What caused all this discomfort? Well, it's because the woman with whom he had an affair was seated close by. His wife, who likely doesn't know about the affair, didn't seem to understand what the fuss was about, and roundly chastised him for being unhappy with such prime seating. Frankly, we would have enjoyed seeing a cat fight between the two women, both of whom are well-known actresses." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This great looking C list actor from a huge hit network ensemble show had a high school girlfriend. Well one time our actor decided to make a tape of the two of them having sex. The girlfriend had no idea because the camera was hidden. Our actor then gave copies of the tape away to his friends and it spread like wildfire. Not only did it damage this girl in high school, but when she tried to join a sorority in college someone told everyone there about the tape and she was rejected." [CDaN]

3. "This B-/C+ list television actor has been in this same space before. This time it is because although he earns five figures an episode for the cable show in which he stars he only pays about $375 a month in child support. Where does he spend the rest of his money? Lots of trips to Vegas for strippers." [CDaN]

4. "This foreign born A list lingerie model and now a movie actress has had to be carried out of the last two red carpet events where she appeared. She has been so wasted on coke and pills that she can't even put words together anymore to make sentences." [CDaN]