Monkey News Disturbingly Accurate in Regards to Human, Chimp Relationship
On Friday's Ricky Gervais Show, Karl Pilkington unearths some stomach-churning facts about a half human, half chimpanzee that had a way with human ladies. UK Documentary footage proves Karl to be correct(?!) after the jump!
Here is Karl's bit of Monkey News from Friday's episode, which aired originally as an audio podcast in early 2006:
While Karl's story would be both amazing and disgusting if fully true, the actual tale from which Karl's bizarre version derived is equally unsettling. The reality is that this chimp called "Ollie," is thought to be the offspring of a chimp and a human, complete with the sexual urges of a PGA golfer. The man-chimp made these sexual urges aggressively apparent to a woman called Janet. It's too sordid a tale to type, so just watch this footage from 2003's Humanzee: The Human Chimp:
For more information on Oliver the Chimp check out his Wikipedia entry by clicking HERE, but don't dig too deep if you care about your own mental health. Even when Karl Pilkington is right, he couldn't get any more wrong.