This actress casually drops racist slurs, another is an incurable stoner, another is a helpless coke head, another is a horrible mother and fighting with child services. As Mrs. Garrett would say, "Girls, girls, girls!"

1. "This about to hit A list television actress on a fairly new hit network show shocked all of her fellow cast and the crew after she was handed a cup of coffee by a production assistant. After the production assistant had walked away, she had a sip, turned around and said, 'that f**king n***er can't even make a cup of coffee. They should fire him.' You could have heard a pin drop." [CDaN]

2. "This (ditzy) movie A-List actress smoked so much pot in her honey wagon on the set of one of her films that the company that rented the trailer had to rip all the carpet out and repaper the walls. They demanded that the studio collect the money from the actress, but the studio is nervous about pissing her off because for some inextricable reason she still brings seats into the theaters, so they put the responsibility back on the rental company. They say it's up to the rental company to collect the money and now the jilted business is threatening to out the actress' little habit. Not Charlize Theron." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which celebrity mother has been reported to social services about her parenting on at least three occasions?" [Popbitch]

4. "Which Hollywood queen has a very white habit? Over the last few months her agents and publicists have been engaged in some creative damage-limitation work to make sure the fact that she doesn't seem to care who she shares her powder with doesn't derail what is already an award-winning career." [Popbitch]

5. "This story is going to sound very familiar: A supposedly really nice famous guy cheats on his beautiful and classy and loyal wife. People are appalled—nay, shocked!—that he could do such a thing. Just wait, though, because this story is going to get much better (or much worse, depending on how you look at it). This wasn't the first time this happened to this television reality guy. Expect more girls to come crawling out of the woodwork within the next few of days. And, just like in the case of that famous athlete, they will be the exact opposite of his wife. For example, there's definitely more than one porn star in the mix. Don't feel too sorry for his actress wife, though. She knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She was not exactly blind-sided by the news. She just never thought he would embarrass her so publicly. Oh, and it won't matter how many times he apologizes. He's a dead man." [Blind Gossip]