And what bad timing, because now Sandra Bullock is getting all the ink. This singer is sleeping around, a boy bander is a drunk, and a male crooner is trying to hide the plastic surgery scars. It's not a ruse!

1. "Are they on or are they off? This two-celebrity couple doesn't have any more tricks left in their bag, so they have pulled out the old 'We've broken up' card in the hopes of generating buzz. Unfortunately, their ploy has both bad timing and a too-familiar ring to it. So instead of landing them front and center of the national press, they find themselves squeezed out by other couples experiencing genuine heartbreak. So their two publicists are now talking about how to make their breakup newsworthy enough to land on the front page. Yes, it's all a publicity stunt. We do note, however, that the male half of this duo is balking at making himself look like the bad guy. While he's not exactly a saint, he will not agree to be portrayed as the cad who broke his girlfriend's heart by bedding multiple skanky women." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This A list female singer has been sleeping with her married producer. No big deal in Hollywood terms except for the fact she is engaged to a celebrity." [CDaN]

3. "This former B list boy bander now struggling to hold on to reality show fame was found passed out on his lawn twice last week after drinking and driving home to his celebrity girlfriend." [CDaN]

4. "Which vain male singer is praying news of his Botox and recent "man boob" op won't leak to the press? He's been in hiding for two months as the scars fade - and swelling subsides..." [UK Mirror]