Today we were blessed with two Glenn Beck stories. His fans had their cars towed, and he revealed the title of his exciting new novel, The Overton Window. Here are today's best Beck-related comments from you terrible, godless progressives.

From tipsy_housfrau:

I dunno; were they all displaying a valid Overton window parking sticker?

From Subotnick:

I don't understand how you people don't understand what is going on here! Just...think about it.

Tow. That is a three letter word rhyming with blow. Blow is another word for coke, a substance often found in the presence of hookers. Hookers can often be found servicing politicians. Politicians, like BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! Why does the President of the United States want to tow your cars? Perhaps it is because he doesn't want you to hear what His Holiness Glenn Beck (HHGB) is telling you! But maybe I am just crazy.

It's all there people, you just have to look.

From Disproportionate:

"free parking". look at that..."free", a communist idea, the poor get everything for free from the rich to redistribute the wealth. "Parking". Park-ing. Park is a common NORTH korean last name. Obviously the communist north koreans hatched this plan to tow away vehicles

but wait..."Kappa Sigma". that's latin. what language is based on latin? SPANISH! the cubans are involved!

the cubans will invade from the south, and the north koreans will invade from the...north? YES, North! because they are NORTH korea!

it's just like Red Dawn! we must organize against this threat! WOLVERINES! AVEEEEENGE ME! AVVVVEEENGE ME!

From lionel-mandrake:

There is an alternate universe where Glenn Beck is a sales rep at a company much like Dunder-Mifflin. He wears Dockers and has a Motorola phone in his waistband. He tells racist and anti-semitic jokes when he's smoking out on the loading docks and there are no black people around. If you put a few drinks in him, he'll start boring you to death with some ill-informed conspiracy theory crap he found on the internet. Later he'll get fired for abusing his expense account by taking some temp he's hot for out to Applebee's one time too many.