At least no one took her picture lighting up. This actress wants a product placement deal for paparazzi photos. Another actress is trying to get any paparazzi attention at all. It's all as shitty as one media company's turd-filled lobby.

1. "This former A list singer. Oh, wait. Well, I guess she is still A list. Yeah, still A list, but more on reputation. Anyway, this singer was at a concert this week. Not actually performing, but just in the audience. Right there in the audience she pulled out a crack pipe and lit it up. No worries at all. Yes, it was dark and other people were smoking other things, but to actually pull out a crack pipe? Problems. She did look like she was enjoying the concert though." [CDaN]

2. "This young actress is enjoying a successful career, but she still isn't satisfied. She wants a lucrative endorsement deal. To that end, she is targeting several companies. She tries to make sure that when she is photographed by the paparazzi, she casually (but prominently) displays one of their products (e.g. a soft drink can or designer purse). Then she asks the pap to send her agent a copy of the photo. The agent sends it off to the company with a note suggesting that if they ever want to see X carrying their product again, that they should hire her. Her opinion of herself must exceed that of the corporate world, though, because so far no one's biting." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Oh how hard and fast they fall in Hollywood! She had the potential at one time to be America's next sweetheart, but now this troubled star's antics are turning everyone off from her appeal. In the hopes of coming back on top, she is now calling the paparazzi in hopes of a staged photo shoot of her looking clean and glamorous. No one is biting, mostly because she just doesn't sell but also because she has been a total beast in the past. (Last year when a pap was trying to take her picture, she covered up her face and used a racist term towards the photographer.) Now that she's begging anyone to snap her picture, the rumor is she's under the mistaken idea that she's remaking herself and will be back on top before no time. The sad reality is, the only way she's going to make it onto a magazine page is when she totally hits rock bottom. Not Lindsay Lohan." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Just who was it last Friday, who laid an enormous turd on the floor next to the lifts on the first floor of Daily Mail offices? (Sharon Osbourne... do you have an alibi?)" [Popbitch]