The 14 Year Old Who'd Rather Die Tan Than Pale

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Henry Baker

04/02/10 02:00PM

Filed to: Maury

Today Maury focused on making over 14 year old girls who dress too sexily. Watch in horror, but be prepared to meet some pretty flawless logic.

Rhyanna may be too young to dress like that, but she is clearly a debate prodigy. Who could argue that someone should not "dress sexy because she is sexy"? She's also all over her frequent tanning, knowing full well the cancer risks but preferring a tan death to a pale one. Who could argue?

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Magister Henry Baker 04/02/10 07:36PM

Maury is still on? He must be down to just a few markets.

How about Ricki Lake, Montel or that Australian guy?

pathgirl Henry Baker 04/03/10 11:19AM

She should come to work with me in pathology at a large public teaching hospital, I'll show her some shin cancer that will keep her in the dark for the rest of her life...25 cm melanoma anyone (that's the size of a medium pizza)?

Vanessa P pathgirl 04/03/10 04:16PM

@pathgirl: I am all for kidnapping someone for the greater good. So..In.

SycoJack Vanessa P 04/04/10 09:52PM

@Vanessa Prat: I too, would like to kidnap someone. I'm in.

Vanessa P SycoJack 04/05/10 11:42AM

@SycoJack: Maybe we should just kidnap anyone?

SycoJack Vanessa P 04/05/10 03:50PM

@Vanessa Prat: I'm cool with that too! Have you ever kidnapped anyone before? Do you have any experience in this field? ^_^

Brian Fantana Henry Baker 04/02/10 10:50PM

Isn't he married to Connie Chung?

Vanessa P Brian Fantana 04/03/10 04:18PM

@Bennie Kies: Yep, I saw her once in a bar...she is actually pretty funny and pleasant. She also had 3 shots. So...one would think this kind of ideas with booze keeps the party alive in the marriage. right ? right ?

What? He cheated on her, the scandal...oh.

spyderr0de0 Henry Baker 04/02/10 07:41PM

This is why I claim I'm a Canadian when I go abroad.

hazelnut spyderr0de0 04/03/10 04:04AM

@spyderr0de0: Thank You for that good Idea.