The Rich Now Swooping Down on Foreclosures From the Sky
For those of you who reject the "America is the Roman Empire" hypothesis, we have six words for you to chew on, along with your BK Crown-shaped Chicken Tenders:"Luxury Home Foreclosure Private Jet Tour."
This is occuring in the skies over sunny Las Vegas, naturally! After a brief period of being kept in hangars for appearances' sake, private jets are beginning to make their comeback. And now you can zoom over Las Vegas to peruse three different foreclosed multimillion-dollar properties from the comfort of a Phenom 100. Because what better way to inspect a property than by speeding thousands of feet overhead at hundreds of miles per hour? While a naked slave woman peels you grapes?