A 7-year-old who'd been adopted by a woman in Tennessee was sent back to the Motherland—by himself—earlier this week with a note explaining he had psychological problems and she'd been deceived by the adoption agency. What a country!

The child flew from Tennessee to Washington with his adoptive grandmother, who then put him on a flight to Moscow by himself. The child was detained on Thursday by immigration officials in Moscow when he produced the note written by his adoptive mother, Torry Ann Hansen. "I was lied to and misled by the Russian orphanage workers," the note said. Naturally, the Russian government is talking about suspending all adoptions of Russian children by American parents in the aftermath to this wonderful example of maternity. Damn, next to this hacking into your kid's Facebook account and saying mean things about him is nothing!