He even has a lady's name picked out for himself. This teabagging actress is annoying her liberal costars. Another actress traded in her dancer's body for surgically enhanced curves. Oh, there's incestuous threeway orgy too! T.G.I. Blind Items.

1. "I guess this comic actor is A list. Primarily movies now. When I say he is A list, he is by definition in the sense he is top billed in movies, but I never think of him as more than a B or C. He has always come across as a guy's guy, but when he was in Europe a few weeks ago doing publicity for an old project, he made everyone call him by his female name and stayed at his hotel for four nights as a woman." [CDaN]

2. "This Hollywood starlet is fed up with the so-called liberal politics of her costars. They all work on a network television drama together and in between filming the cast will sometimes discuss political issues. Because she disagrees, and considers herself more conservative, she claims she is offended by some of their general behavior and ideas. Instead of confronting the cast mates directly, she's written an anonymous letter to each of them, chastising them for their opinions and has even included a very religious verse in each letter telling them to shape up. Not Mariska Hargitay." [BuzzFoto]

3. "This actress always talks about how much she loves her body, and how hard she works to keep in shape. She talks about how proud she is to have a dancer's body – lean and strong. We hear though, that she became very sensitive about the constant teasing from an ex-boyfriend about how boyish her body was. He even gave her the nickname Flatsy. So, approximately nine days ago, she had that situation amended. Nothing extreme, but definitely some added curves where none existed before. When asked about it, she denies having any plastic surgery, and says that her figure looks less boy-like because she's been working really hard on narrowing her waist and rounding out her butt with special exercises. She almost has us fooled. Not." [Blind Gossip]

4. "Which singer took so much ketamine at a party she ended up taking off all her clothes?" [Popbitch]

5. "Which wannabe style icon is getting increasingly thin and moody? Her entourage can't work out if it's the drugs or an eating disorder." [Popbitch]

6. "Which couple like nothing better than keeping things in the family? Quite literally. They regularly indulge in sordid threesomes with hubby's female cousin..." [UK Mirror]