The Definitive Guide to Things I Will Never Write About Again
Tablets, notebooks, and netbooks—there are so many options for mobile computing these days. But which one is right for you? I have no idea! But it's my last day at Gawker!
Here is a list of things I will probably not have the time to cover at my new job.
- Conde Nast holiday parties.
- Anyone who has ever dated Emily Gould or Julia Allison. (Besides, reluctantly, Harold Ford.)
- Laurel Touby
- Apple.
- "The Celebrity-Industrial Complex"
- Teen Hugging
- "Hipsters"
- How many Canadians there are in New York media.
- Sadly, STAB BABY. I think I'll miss you most of all, STAB BABY.
- Metropolitan Diary
- Cary Tennis