But it's working. She's losing weight! Another actress won't report a rape to keep her career on track. This star is cruising gay clubs—without his wife. Why do celebs even bother trying to hide anymore?

1. "Family and friends are getting very concerned about this C-list TV actress who says she's been losing weight naturally with supplement. In reality, she's been binge drinking and popping pills, which has made her behavior erratic. Some are fearing that she'll cut off all of her inner circle unless they do an intervention and send her to rehab." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This now B list, but back when the movie was filmed a C list actress, is telling friends she was sexually assaulted by an assistant director on the set of her most recent completed movie. She has also said she doesn't want to report it or do anything about it because right now her career is going so well and doesn't want to do anything to rock the boat or take the attention away from what she is accomplishing professionally." [CDaN]

3. "Which star will be in the major trouble when his wife finds out he's been looking for butch fellas at gay clubs up North? The talent contest star is a regular visitor to the haunts on the weekends..." [UK Mirror]

4. "Which new editor of a fashionable British magazine is a terror to work for? Plus, she's so unstylish—a crime in that position—her tormented underlings joke that a movie about her would be titled The Devil Wears Zara" [P6]

5. "Which executive at a morning TV news show was fired because of a 'zipper problem?' The lothario was having sex with every woman in the control room, plus a married anchorwoman" [P6]

6. "Which famous men are putting their scalps before their sex lives? Their hair-loss drug of choice has the unwanted side effect of reducing sex drive." [P6]