Today at Gawker.TV, The Celebrity Apprentice gives us exercise for groupies, Sherri Shepherd assumes "precious girl" always means Gaborey Sidibe, The Simpsons go sci-fi, and David Cross and Ted Danson star in a Tim and Eric sketch for the ages.

David Cross and Ted Danson Star in Tim and Eric's Little Danson Man
Have you ever wanted to see a movie where Ted Danson is teeny-tiny?! Last night's Tim and Eric Awesome Show took us to a universe where this desire is box-office gold, complete with a soundtrack by Chicago's Peter Cetera.

The Simpsons Turn Tic-Tac-Toe Into Sci-Fi Melodrama
Hollywood Squares isn't the end all be all of Tic-Tac-Toe re-imaginings. Watch as the good people over at The Simpsons prove that all the game needs is giant spaceships and a war-torn alien love story to really make it interesting.

Celebrity Apprentice's Rock and Roll Workout Is As Crazy As Cyndi Lauper
If you like your workout routines to include pelvic thrusts, air guitar, and the occasional mounting-by-a-groupie, then Bret Michaels and his team have just the class for you!

Sherri Shepherd Thinks Dr. Phil Doesn't Know Who Gaby Sidibe Is
Dr. Phil stopped by The View today to discuss teen bullying and in the middle of commenting on the case of a recent suicide in Massachusetts he referred to the victim as "this 'precious' girl." Need we say more?

Rescued Girl Gives Adorably Awkward Interview to GMA
Eleven year old Nadia Bloom spent four days lost in a thick, alligator-infested Florida swamp before being rescued. This morning she told Robin Roberts about how she survived, and how her friends welcomed her back to school.