His muscles are bulging but his pants aren't. No one recognizes this once-famous comedian. This reality guy is begging for coke and a Twitter celeb is meeting all sorts of ladies online. Today it's snips, snails, and dirty dog tales.

1. "With young Hollywood getting more and more body conscious, it's not surprising that young girls are adopting extreme exercise and diet plans. However, there is a young male actor who seems to be succumbing to the pressure as well. He believes that if he doesn't sculpt his growing body into something extraordinary, he won't be able to land the bigger roles. We believe that if he continues with his extreme exercise and 'supplement' plan, he won't be able to find his meat and two veg. While the rest of him is growing, one of his cast mates told us that his boys are definitely shrinking." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This former almost A list television funny man and stand up comedian had his own show for awhile. Since then he has bounced around from project to project. At one point not in the too distant past he could not go anywhere without being asked for photos and autographs. How times have changed. Over the weekend he was at Chateau Marmont eating lunch all by himself for over an hour and no one stopped by his table or even seemed to recognize him despite him making eye contact with everyone who walked by." [CDaN]

3. "This two first name C list reality star from one of the cable reality shows that I don't like was out of the country and needed his coke. Needed it badly. Needed it so much that a club one night he asked every person in the club for some. When he finally found someone to give him some he took the coke and his girl and walked out without even saying thanks." [CDaN]

4. "Our blind today deals with a very Twitter happy star. He loves the public persona but is struggling privately. His relationship will soon come to an end. He cheated with a young lady that he met on the internet. Not Michael Lohan." [BuzzFoto]