Here's a video taken in a land called New Zealand — populated solely by teenage girls and Elijah Wood's curious genetic cloning experiments — of pop sensation Justin Bieber arriving at the airport. Kiwis go apeshit. He's a god!

Apparently he had his hat stolen for a moment and his mom got pushed over. Because as we all know, that's how the people of New Zealand say hello. " 'E's a real mom-pusher, that one," they say about an outgoing person. It's also representative of the fact that each girl would like to replace Justin's mom as the woman in his life. Though they all seem tragically unaware of the obvious fact that Justin himself is, in fact, the woman in his own life. ZINGO. Anyway. Yay for shrieking.

[AnimalNY]