Nothing like a hidden sausage to hit the spot. This celebrity is keeping her checkered past mysterious. This young-looking actor has a DL coke problem. This socialite is broadcasting trysts with her surreptitious younger lover. Secrets don't make friends!

1. "This Vegetarian star is in a relationship with someone not too supportive of her lifestyle. He bragged to friends he loves finding ways of secretly slipping meat into her meals without her knowledge. Not Pam Anderson." [BuzzFoto]

2. "When asked about their upbringing, this celebrity talks about it in idyllic terms. She describes her childhood as if she was raised by at least one loving and supportive parent. The truth is that both parents had serious problems, and she was bounced from home to home by relatives resentful that they had another mouth to feed. While she was thankfully able to establish a career of her own, her weight and her relationships with men have always been chaotic. She has cheated on every single man she has ever been with. However, if the man ever threatens to leave her, she stops eating until he relents and stays." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This creeping towards A list movie actor, who looks about 16, is enjoying his new status a lot. This actor would probably never get a date if not for his career. He certainly wouldn't be able to pass around coke like party favors or get to snort it off the breasts of women like he did last night at a party." [CDaN]

4. "Which Park Avenue mother, now in the process of divorcing her wealthy husband, inadvertently shared her passionate lovemaking? She accidentally touched her cellphone and called a business associate one night while she was putting her young boyfriend through his paces in a duet of grunting and moaning." [P6]

5. "Which candidate for UK Prime Minister once literally danced on the grave of Marx after getting drunk?" [CDaN]

6. Which pop star is trying to keep an old home-made sex tape from surfacing on the internet?" [Popbitch]