Today we have that wonderful parenting couple who can't decide between breast feeding and breast augmenting, another famous couple who secretly hate one another, and a not at all sober, not at all celibate actor.

1) "This A list movie actor is supposed to be sober. (He isn't). He is also supposed to be happily married which is why it was very surprising to see him take an escort into his hotel room yesterday afternoon." [CDaN]

2) "This celeb couple is finally sleeping under the same roof after a pretty rough patch. They're not in the same bedroom, but it's progress. This wouldn't be such a big deal if the couple didn't pretend to be totally in love. When their pictures are snapped, they make sure they are being photographed together, but because she cheated with a recent co-star, and he's been disconnected for months, the two are less than happy together. Not Liev Schreiber." [BuzzFoto]

3) "In some relationships, having a baby brings the couple closer. That's not the case with this celebrity family. While she always appears lovely and pleasant on camera, we hear that behind the scenes the two have been yelling and fighting over everything. Popular topics for their arguments include sleep deprivation and him trying to convince her to stop breast feeding so that she can get a breast lift." [BlindGossip]