For one of the sultriest actresses in Hollywood, Penelope Cruz doesn't much flair for interior design, as evidenced by her Hollywood crash pad which is currently on the market for $3.7 million.

It's got three bedrooms, three-and-a-half bathrooms, and is supposedly decorated in a Balinese style, but we're not sure if that means it's inspired by the island in Asia or a Bally Total Fitness. Since it has bamboo floors, all white walls, and decorative gates, we'll go with the latter. All in all, it looks like your rich aunt's vacation house or the kind of bland domicile that MTV would rent out for one of the kids on The Hills that looks opulent but won't cost too much to repair after Justin Bobby pukes on all the walls and someone does something inappropriate on the furniture. Still if you have $4 million and want to get really close to Penelope—and you move fast—some of her skin cells might still be in the pool filter. [Real Estalker]