Is it Better to Smoke a Blunt and Drink a 40 at the Same Time?

The answer to this fiendish question will be supplied, according to the Weekly Standard, by SUNY in Buffalo as part of their $389,357 study 'Malt Liquor and Marijuana: Factors in Their Concurrent Versus Separate Use.'

The Weekly Standard, that bastion of the right-wing press, is of course enjoying the fact that this particular study is funded by a stimulus program. We don't know whether the program is spurious or actually very valid and just unfortunately easy to make fun of. But we'd like to suggest a soundtrack to the research videos.