Today's Failed Oil Spill Cleanup Scheme 2.42K Ravi Somaiya 05/15/10 01:15PM Filed to: again again Bp oil spill deepwater horizon schemes BP, those cheeky scamps, are always coming up with madcap ways to quell that oil spill. Today's effort involved threading a tube into the leaking well and just, like, SUCKING, the oil up to the surface. It failed. [AP]