Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Roger Ebert on Cinematic Blow Jobs

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Yeah but there's only one level. COME ON GOOGLE. Step it up.

I wouldn't be surprised if Damon and Carlton felt as if they were walking into the smoke monster. Screaming tween fangirls are not unlike Flocke. They're both loud and very scary.

Can Michael Ian Black be the new president of BP? This is better than any of the ideas they've come up with so far.

That seems... excessive.

