Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Why You Should Plagiarize Patton Oswalt

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He says this now, but come November, the oil spill will be vying for Conan's spot on TBS.

No wonder that kid stole Patton Oswalt's stand up routine for his speech. He's a regular Cyrano.

Wait a second. Isn't the kid from Modern Family like... 12? Shouldn't he be more concerned with the likes of kissing girls and getting hair in weird places? Childhood is no more.

Yeah. Um... pretty much.

You haven't been famous that long, Mr. Glover. Know your place. Make us laugh. The end.