That's one of the important, literary blind items we have for you today. Other gems include drunks drinking in motels, an actress with herpes, and a torrid actress/athlete affair.

1) "This foreign born, very attractive, C list actress who has bounced between some great television shows and so so movies was overheard at a party discussing the fact that the married director of her most recent movie gave her herpes." [CDaN]

2) "Which A-lister - who's been sober for several years - not only recently fell off the wagon, but also sneaked out on his wife to shack up at a cheesy L.A. motel - with a man?" [Star]

3) "Which television actor was in his trailer during a break on filming when the crew began hearing some moaning come from his direction? After a couple days of the same thing, an assistant walked in on the star talking on the phone and pleasuring himself. Seems this star can't keep his hands off of himself and was caught a month ago in a bathroom doing the same thing. He is such a fox, I'm sure he could find someone to lend a hand." [BlindGossip]

4) "Today's blind involves an A list athlete and a C list actress. The actress is more than just a fan of the big time player. The two are having a raging affair underneath the radar of both their spouses. One in the couple is just recently married. Not Shaq." [BuzzFoto]