Friday's episode of The Soup promised an interview with Slim Shady himself. However, Joel McHale's many attempts at actually conducting the interview proved worthless, as Eminem assumed each time that he was just the hired help.

Here's Joel's first attempt at getting into Enimem's hotel room.

Joel attempts makes a second attempt, only to be put to work on fixing Em's DVD player. His movies of choice? Sex & the City and Twilight.

In Joel's next attempt at an interview, Eminem gives him money for drugs. Joel returns with a suitcase filled with E! memorabilia, and Em finally understands who Joel is. Then, they "Take some E!"

Oh, and I included the following clip of Khloe Kardashian's vagina-problems—because it's too scarring/bizarre/hilarious to cut out. Enjoy!