On last night's episode of My Life on the D List, Kathy signs up to be a judge at a beauty pageant. After her role as a judge, she get advice from the beauty queens and hits the stage herself.

Kathy asks a gaggle of child divas for advice on how to be a pageant gal. The offer her advice on her looks (she's too old), poses (like "cupcake hands" and "prissy walk"), and makeup (lots and lots of glitter.)

Below, Kathy takes the stage in a variety of ridiculous outfits and channels her new pageant-girl skills. Pretty hilarious stuff, if you ask me.

The sub-plot of last night's episode was that Kathy's in the middle redesigning her house. While talking about pops of color with an interior decorator, she decided what she really wants her home to be about: