Stanley McChrystal left his secret meeting with Barack Obama today after about 20 minutes, and no one will tell us what happened yet! How rude. McChrystal, however, did leave the White House before a scheduled 11:35 Afghanistan war council meeting.

Meanwhile, McChrystal is still barking things at reporters, in public. He should probably eat some hamburgers or something to soothe himself.

Before facing the president, McChrystal met with Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Mike Mullen at the Pentagon.

On his arrival at the Pentagon, he denied to NBC News that he's offered his resignation. "Come on, you know better than that. No!"

Obama was expected to make an announcement on McChrystal's future after their meeting.

So far, McChrystal's most vocal defender seems to be Afghan President Hamid Karzai, who doesn't want to have to work with some noob.

Gawker readers will be the very first people on Earth to know after President Obama makes his decision, maybe.

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