He can't give it to his famous wife without his right hand man getting it hard. This actress cheated on her man with his brother, and this pop singer only likes boys with a large endowment. Size does matter!

1. "This actor is both creative and inventive. He is straight but he needs the helping hand of a man to get 'ready' for his actress wife. This service is performed by his assistant. Once he is 'ready,' the assistant bows out and the wife takes over. Another interesting detail is that our actor has trouble going down on his wife without the assistance of a sweet condiment like honey or fluff. Sounds like a sticky, messy situation for all involved." [Blind Gossip]

2. "It was always assumed that this D list movie actress and her B list singer boyfriend broke up because he was cheating on her. It turns out though she was cheating on him. With his brother." [CDaN]

3. "According to a security guard at Manchester Arena an old video has done the rounds there showing some dressing room shenanigans involving which pop princess and her two dancers? Which resulted in one onlooker saying, 'I wonder how they manage to dance with cocks THAT big!'" [Popbitch]

4. "Why is it that so many singers always seem to live up to the name of Diva? This B list performer is so wasteful, she'd make Al Gore cry. Among her crimes: She is known to leave her car idling for at least a half an hour before she gets into it so it is just the right temperature. She is paranoid about germs so she has her staff clean her toilets twice a day. Her refrigerator is stocked with fresh food every day and the food that is over a day old is thrown out. She also takes up to three showers every day. Not Christina Aguilera." [BuzzFoto]