He doesn't like the gay rumors but hates sex, so he had his wife pretend she was with child while they stealthily adopted. This kid's going to have one killer of an 18th birthday!

1. "This tot has no idea that their parents are not really their parents. Turns out that the star dad doesn't like sex at all but hates the gay rumors. So he took a famous wife and stayed out of view while she was 'pregnant.' Not Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes." [Blind Gossip]