General McChrystal to Retire, Bud Light Lime in Hand 3.05K Max Read 06/28/10 09:01PM Filed to: goodbyes goodbyes stanley mcchrystal Resignations Retirements Army Afghanistan Gettypic General Stanley McChrystal, who headed the war in Afghanistan until disparaging comments about his bosses came to light in an article last week, will retire. Let's pitch in and get him a Rolling Stone subscription as a going-away gift! [Reuters]