This rapper wants some internet man love on the DL. This actress' iPhone shows the paparazzi that she's still in touch with her famous ex. And this star can't even talk to the cable guy. Technology is a bitch!

1. "Here is an ad from the Personals M4M section that was posted on Craigslist Los Angeles on Saturday. Yes, even hip hop stars need a little love.

I'm More Than Just An Option (Beverly Hills, Los Angeles)

I am in town for a few days on business looking to find someone to hangout with and just be myself with. We can have lunch, drive the coast, play games, or sit and talk. I don't have pics because I gotta watch my back, cause I'm not just anybody. I will say that I'm in my early 20′s, 6'2″,bi-racial, decent body, nice smile. You must be ages 25-40, masculine, good head on his shoulder, vert discret [sic]. If you like what you hear, send me a Pic and Stats." [Blind Gossip]

2. "A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this B-list TV and movie actress's car a few days ago and snapped a photo of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different story. Of course, she doesn't want her contact with the ex to get in the way of her divorce settlement with her husband—nor does the website want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious husband—so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough to make us grin any day." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This celebrity that everyone loves (including many actresses) has been famous for so long, he is out of touch with the real world. He has gotten so used to not talking to ‘regular' people, he doesn't know how to do it. During a recent holiday weekend which most of his staff had off, he had some problems with his cable. When the cable man came to the door, our star literally did not know how to communicate with him. He stood at the doorway stammering, and then expected the cable man to know what to do automatically. Finally he got upset, cursed at the man and yelled, 'Hold up a minute, I'm not good with people.' He punched a number in his cellphone and had a man on the phone explain to the cable guy what the problem was and what he needed to do. Not John Mayer." [BuzzFoto]

4. "This so close to A list television actor who has been in movies, but is only really known for ones that involved a television character he plays cheated on his D list actress girlfriend. While she was pregnant. More than once." [CDaN]