You would think famous people have great sex, but it sounds quite dull. This comedian uses his AA meeting to try out new material, and this musician steals all his music off the internet. Sadly, celebrities are just like us.

1. "The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days." [CDaN]

2. "Which eccentric comic had ‘em rolling in the aisles-at an AA meeting in NYC? He stepped up to the mic to talk about his recovery and ended up doing a standup routine." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This very outspoken musician has fought against illegal downloading for years. Guess how he filled up his iPod? Here's a hint, he didn't pay for any of the music….hypocrite. Guess he only wants you to pay for his music. Not Adam Levine." [BuzzFoto]