Today we looked at an annoying Don't Ask, Don't Tell questionnaire that was handed out to soldiers. One commenter responded vociferously in what we can only imagine is deft parody.

From Bed Bug Nation:

I think it is worth noting that in Denmark where gays and lesbians are permitted to serve openly in the military and flaunt their gay lifestyle the birthrate is less than half what it is here in th U.S. and is falling quickly.

There wil be no more Danish people by 2400. I believe this calamitous situation is directly related to permitting the homosexuals to serve in the army because it puts homosexual thoughts in the minds of otherwise straight Danish people and makes them have less sex (or more anal sex) thereby reducing their numbers.

I am fearful if we let homosexuals similarly flaunt their libidos in American military barracks we will end up in a similar predicament.

That is parody, yes?